tomatogami:

IT TOOK THE PLUNGER THE WHOLE PLUNGER

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

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missjraffe:

infinite-macro-kozmik:

World’s largest quartz crystal

amazing. it looks just like an elderly man

missjraffe:

infinite-macro-kozmik:

World’s largest quartz crystal

amazing. it looks just like an elderly man

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thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

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asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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abomasnow:

straight girls be like

image

image

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nagisatomoes:

i can’t believe homura proposed to madoka in The Rebellion Story

nagisatomoes:

i can’t believe homura proposed to madoka in The Rebellion Story

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